Coming Soon, to a zombie apocalypse near you.
Here are my Zombie Apocalypse Tour stops:
- Used Car Lot (We are gonna need a bigger bus)
- The Gun Store (Zombies ain’t gonna kill themselves)
- Walgreens (Self medication for the win!)
- Borders (Apocalypse for Dummies)
- Home Depot (Yourself, Doeet!)
Vehicles and guns are pretty self explanitory. You are gonna need meds eventually so stock up at the pharmacy. What will be on my reading list? Lots of DIY and ‘for Dummies’ books; Farming, Mechanics, Solar energy, first aid… all things on the need to know. Home Depot for all your fortifiation needs. After that, it is out of the city. Lots of people means lots of zombies, and you seriously don’t want a pack of 200 brain dead morons wandering into your yard at 2am. (Just ask people who live near Grateful Dead venues.) Oh, and don’t forget your helmet, snoogins.
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Big bus is no good. You’ll get stuck in traffic or stuck in a ditch.
That was more of a Jaws reference. I would opt for a convoy of larger all-wheel drive trucks and put bars over the windows. I even have zombie wrangling methods worked out.